Teaching AI to the classroom is now no longer a dream for the speculative; it is now the very global reality. Adaptive learning systems, AI tutors like Khanmigo and generative language models such as ChatGPT offer students more and more the possibility of personalized instruction so far removed from the reach of scalable, individual instruction. But this quick diffusion has not come without some intellectual dissent. A decades-old, sometimes polarizing debate continues: as a result of AI, strengthens the teacher-teacher relationship through increased pedagogical capacity? Or gradually reduces the teacher’s authority and education to a mere service? That is not a question of inevitable adoption, but a question of the quality of integration, especially as institutions’ identity, recruitment strategies and higher education marketing adapt (or do not adapt) when AI advances in the way it does.